Donie tree, native to the side of the globe.
This was a very mediocre donut,
eaten in a fancy hotel in China.
The view from the hotel window mid-donut shows just how much of a façade the hotel was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2r9kVlJqeU
This unnecessarily long video stands as a metaphor for:
'You can put lipstick on a pig'... (the Power of Marketing)
The deep connection, commitment, love and respect for the donie.
Sincerely,
Jordoni the Jabroni
Sincerely,
Jordoni the Jabroni